when you’re eating something crispy while watching a movie
Love Ten and Donna!
best post ever.
This better be my cake
This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends.
…But they would be all of them deceived, for another cupcake would be made.
In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections.
Reblogging again for commentary.
Wow. One does not simply have a birthday.
that bolded is KILLING ME
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
- Dated: circa 1700 — 1730
- Medium: steel, silver
- Techniques: casting - sword; gilding - hilt; etching - blade
This small sword features an etched blade, silver hilt of boat-shell form, and knuckle-guard screwed to pommel. The hilt bears the Amsterdam town mark.
It still shocks (and mostly just disappoints) me how SHOCKED people are when I tell them that it is 100% legal to be fired simply for being gay.
They look at me like I’m lying and say things like "nooooo, that can’t be right?".
I have been fired twice (in Ohio) for being openly gay.
I have been asked:
- to not wear my wedding ring
- Not acknowledge my wife’s existence
- To "just say you have a husband"
- To just not answer “yes” when people ask if I’m married because "you’re not REALLY married"
- To not bring my wife to the company FAMILY Christmas party
- Let people just assume we’re sisters
- Just make it easier on everyone and “just say you’re divorced”
These were not requests made from some Mom and Pop shop. I was a corporate executive for a large chain of high volume restaurants. My boss was the President of Human Resources, and she would walk into my office and say the most ignorant things you can possibly imagine.
People in America need to be educated on the reality that is life as a gay person in this country.
It’s not all gay pride parades and appletinis.
We need a leg to stand on.
We need people to wake up and educate themselves on the rights we are denied.
We need people…gay, straight, and in between, to open their eyes, stop ignoring what doesn’t directly effect them, and educate themselves.
Same (or worse) goes for trans. Not to mention other countries…
Subtitles are the best part II
characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength
I feel the need to sing the instrumentals of a song as much as I feel the need to sing the lyrics.
OMG IT’S BACK
I didn’t know what to expect but now I’m physically crying
This would be me.
what even are cats
Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
I can’t stop laughing at this and I’m not even sure why.
"We have to talk about Jerry. I just don’t think he’s going to make the grade we’ve come to expect around here."
"CARL! CARL, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! THE SUN IS HIDING IN THIS LITTLE METAL HOUSE!"
"I rest my case."
"CARL! CARL! CARL!"
"Or I will."