zeldathemes
  #awww    #snakes  

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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  #weddings    #yes please  

10knotes:

#it’s just a kid show, they say #they are fictional characters, they say #why are you getting so emotional, they say

  #atla  

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

  #tfj  
  #yogscast    #simon  

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

  #hp  

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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  #bobs burgers  

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

  #basically my feelings on timber  
Strawberry and banana smoothie. It’s kind of thick, the spoon is needed to eat it. Anyways it’s amazingly tasty and I’m just super proud of myself. That’s all.

Strawberry and banana smoothie. It’s kind of thick, the spoon is needed to eat it. Anyways it’s amazingly tasty and I’m just super proud of myself. That’s all.

  #personal    #you stop that  

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you as much as they may say they do, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

  #bobs burgers  

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

alfred-f-jones:

I have to press his paw down to hit the enter key

alfred-f-jones:

I have to press his paw down to hit the enter key

  #awww    #cats