zeldathemes

yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

  #oh my yes    #Shakespeare  
afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

  #50 shades    #of shit  

braingremlin:

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

image

  #about me  

lotrlockedwhovian:

baby-dahlia:

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

This is important.

  #pro-choice  

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

  #maybe a couple lavish things  
a-knight-a-witch-and-the-tardis:

wingchestr:

princessofthedeadsheep:

queer-feeri:

bromazepam:


Circa 1968 Aloisia Rucellai evening bag, gold and platinum, translucent enamel, diamonds, and rubies.


all I can think is Slytherin

#dont even fucking try to tell me thats not slytherin #some slyherin bought that #with her family money thats been handed down to her #to go to a ball in the 60s #dont even fucKING TELL ME IM WRONG

#it looks like it can only be opened with parseltongue

"Oh hold on I gotta get a tampon"
"HISSSSHISHAYISSS"

a-knight-a-witch-and-the-tardis:

wingchestr:

princessofthedeadsheep:

queer-feeri:

bromazepam:

Circa 1968 Aloisia Rucellai evening bag, gold and platinum, translucent enamel, diamonds, and rubies.

all I can think is Slytherin

#dont even fucking try to tell me thats not slytherin #some slyherin bought that #with her family money thats been handed down to her #to go to a ball in the 60s #dont even fucKING TELL ME IM WRONG

#it looks like it can only be opened with parseltongue

"Oh hold on I gotta get a tampon"

"HISSSSHISHAYISSS"

  #hp  

otakusapien:

superqueerpasta:

scaredpotter:

how many people would worship and glorify umbridge if she wasn’t a woman and played by a moderately good-looking man 

  #hp  
buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

  #cats    #dogs    #i think thts a chinchilla?    #maybe not    #the little mammal on the cat    #a tag i dont think ill ever use again  

greetings:

if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom

image

  #dogs    #beautiful  

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

  #real talk    #because i dont want to drive 16 hours    #but at the same time i dont want to spend $600 to fly    #also theres way to many once spoilers on my dashboard    #wow kaleb complain complain complain    #excuse me and this post    #have a nice day  

katorra:

Sokka + Art

Requested by jadefyre

  #atla  
  #but its such a pretty boat